dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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