OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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