i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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