there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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