I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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