How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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