no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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