i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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