areolas are like halos for boobs.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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