your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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