Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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