Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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