im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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