the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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