Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
She's JV to your varsity
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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