You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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