I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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