; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Just invented taco cereal.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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