Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Randomize
