It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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