Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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