he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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