you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
