do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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