I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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