He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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