I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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