FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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