Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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