using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You ruined the universe
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
