im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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