i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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