Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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