So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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