There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
We left an ass print on the piano.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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