the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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