How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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