Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize
