I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
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