I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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