called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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