I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Dick very happy bro
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