brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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