I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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