i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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