So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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