Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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