i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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