It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Boobs are out for the taking
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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