Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Randomize
