weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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