fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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