You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
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