thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
