he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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